First World Problems

 -- My hand is too fat to shove into the Pringles can so I am forced to tilt it.
-- I can't fit a whole Pringle in my mouth at once without looking like a slob so I have to bite it in half. And they aren't shaped to allow that.
-- I didn't have a #$%& childhood, so I can't turn my pain into art.
-- I had too much food for lunch and now I'm tired.
-- I forgot to take my phone to the bathroom and I was bored the entire time.
-- I'm kind of hungry, but my roommate has guests over and if I go into the kitchen, I'll have to introduce myself.
-- I had to find my own boyfriend because my culture doesn't practice arranged marriages.
-- I accidentally clicked on iTunes and had to wait two minutes for it to open before I could close it.
-- My GPS made me drive through the ghetto.
-- I'm trying to stop at a red light so I can text, but I keep hitting all the greens.
-- I can't hear the TV while I'm digging around in that biodegradable Sun Chips bag.
-- The Domino's Pizza Tracker isn't working. Now I don't know when to put my pants on.
-- My laptop battery is almost dead, but the charger is over there.

-- I'm too lazy to write about my own First World Problems, so I ripped most of these off from someone else.