This is seriously trippy. It worked on me.

Six

If I could go back to Union for a day...

Ella Tenold, let's do this in the boys' dorm parking lot.

Today I'm just holding on for dear life.

It's what keeps me going

Maurice Sendak

   Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.

I'm super sarcastic today.

I feel very shallow.

A reporter's WTF moment

I just wanted to post all of them. So here, go look at the website.

Your Daily Life in GIFs

An Oatmeal Comic

Gym

I'm going to break the doorbell just so I can put up a sign like this

This is so cute. Because that's not their dad.

I need to just carry these around with me ALL THE TIME

Ralph Waldo Emerson

   We love flattery, even though we are not deceived by it, because it shows that we are of importance enough to be courted.

Mignon McLaughlin

   Don't be yourself. Be someone a little nicer.

   I like the idea of this, and usually that's what I try to do. But sometimes I get tired. Oh, so very tired.

Twilight, by Dr. Seuss

Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella.
Bella likes a different fella.

See this vamp? This is Ed.
Ed is pale. Ed is dead.

Ed saved Bella from a van.
Ed must be a special man.

Ed won't kill boys. He won't kill girls.
Ed gets fed on deer and squirrels.

This is James. He's a tracker.
He's a sort of vamp attacker.

James hunts Bella for a thrill.
Will Ed kill him? Yes, he will.

But James gave her a little bite.
Will she be a vamp? She might!

Edward fixes Bella's cut.
She won't be a vampire.
But...

She becomes one. Read some more.
She's a vampire in book four.

This baby was born deaf. This video is of the first time he heard anything after having a cochlear implant.